GOSSIP CENTRE

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If you want to hear the gossip 
going around the ship 

Just gather up your washing 
and make a little trip

 

Down to the launderette 
and in moments you will hear

All the latest gossip
 and what is going on my dear

Like the lady on deck C who's 
been seen flirting with the crew 

Now really my dear that's 
just not the thing to do

Naturally I do not repeat 
all the things I hear

I just pass them on to you 
out of interest, my dear

 

But all the tales and tittle-tattle 
help pass away the time

As I wait for my washing 
or to use the iron 

Yes my dear it's really true and 
it's becoming quite the rage

I sometimes take a book with me  
and never get to turn a page.