I'VE PAID FOR IT
 

I'm fully paid up and, on my cruise,

just got to ensure I get what I'm due

 

I'll fill up my plate and pile it up high

even though my tum's smaller than my eye

 

Although you can eat until very late

I'll push and I'll shove to fill up my plate

 

The day's broken up when you're at sea

with breakfast lunch, dinner and tea

 

Hot chocolate and snacks served until dawn breaks room service fulfils each demand you make

 

One really can eat twenty-four seven

paradise for a glutton or a gannet’s heaven

 

Around the ship can be heard the same old ditty

I've paid for it so I'll have it you see
 

So, what if my clothes appear to have shrunk 
I've got plenty more in my spare trunk.

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