PENSIONER'S REVENGE
 
Oh Mr Chancellor it was so silly
not to listen to our pleas
From now until election day you had
best do some praying on your knees
 
Because your Budget still did not
do anything at all for us
And now I know for sure it's time we
all stood up and made a fuss
 
Twenty percent of the population
are pensioners you see
How can you expect to get away
with ignoring all our pleas
 
Don't be surprised on election day as
you have not changed your ways
And now you've just rubbed salt in our
wounds by giving yourselves a raise
 
Just be prepared for resounding losses
when the votes are finally counted in
Dismissing 12.6 million voters can
only be seen as a moronic sin.